11.07.2005

nice town department

GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A Westmoreland County jury on Friday ordered a woman to pay $46,200 to her ex-boyfriend for gluing his genitals to his abdomen. Jurors found in favor of Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh in his civil case against Gail O'Toole of Murrysville after three days of testimony and ordered the payment for pain, suffering and emotional distress.
Slaby's lawsuit said the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months, and he began dating someone else. After he broke up with his other girlfriend, Slaby said, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He said he woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him that her actions were payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help.

Why I can't stop: The perils of taking a lover in Pittsburgh

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mens of the World, take heed. We women are sick of your shit!!!

Of course, this woman sounds seriously nuts. I bet she drinks. I bet she has issues with jealously.

Even so, I like her style. But I shouldn't admit it.

Anonymous said...

Why I can't stop. 11 pesos.

Anonymous said...

A Man is suing Home Depot because he found himself glued to the toilet seat in the restroom. His calls for help were not taken seriously by staff and management. What is with glue and men these days?
And what about Home Depot?
Don't they have some kind of glue unsticker thingy
in stock? Maybe men should just stay away from Home Depots' and ex-lovers. Glue seems to be the tie that binds.

Claudia said...

I can't help wondering what the nail polish profanity was.