"So what do you think," I asked He-Whom-I-Consult-About-All-Things (for he is wiser by far than I, also taller, stronger, better at crossword puzzles and with a much bigger penis). "Is the world really going totally to shit or are we just getting older and noticing it more?"
"This is a particularly bad cycle," said He-W-I-C-A-A-T.
Why I can't stop: I was right.
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This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
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- Claudia
- The sister of the President of the Garden Club, a former journalist (People, Life) and now vacation rental property manager on an island once known as Claudia's Island, Claudia has honed her bedmaking skills and seldom travels without a truckload of substandard chairs.
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This is offensive. I'm very disappointed.
In one damn sentence, you've given your power away to a member of the gender that thinks with their penis. In other words, someone who truly can't think straight at all.
Have you lost your mind?
Is this coming from the same woman who not long ago said... " Men. If they can't fuck it, then they want to kill it" ??
I think I know who you're talking about. He's fun, he's cute, but for shit's sake! He's a MAN. Forget it!
Either that, or get some make-up and a girdle. And crack out the beline.
Beline sound very good Li.
But no! Is Lady-Bride now take drugs?
Li must say this which cannot conceive: Perhaps Lady-san not make good wife Li. Too wild, lady.
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11) vintage PANTIE GIRDLES w/garters GOSSARD NOS
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Large lot (11 total) of vintage White Pantie Girdles, New Old Stock items from store closing. Includes: SIDE ZIPPER STYLE (3) size 30; (1) size 31; (1) size 28.... PULL-ON STYLE (2) size large; (3) size medium; (1) size 28............
Li has decide forgive Lady-bride wildness. Is important American way, this wild oats sewing. Is even store, very popular, "Wild Oats."
So Li bow to inenviable.
Lady is good seamstress, making dresses from slipcovers to charm rich mens.
Not to worry, Lady Bride. Li-san be rich man someday, like this Rhett.
I have reading great American novel, and learn of this man Rhett, waiting for Miss O'Hara, then wait when Miss O'Hara is Mrs. Hamilton. Then must wait when Mrs. Hamilton is Mrs. Kennedy.
She not be mistress, only Bride. Much happiness for Rhett!
Imagine good fortune of Li, only wait once, Lady Bride only married Mr. Doiglas-san!
Does the word "pinky" mean anything important???
Anyway, It looks like we are all going to fall into a black hole anyway. So what the hell. Move to Mexico, get a dog, and smoke those dollar packs.
BTW
Here's a nice link to a lung cancer story about my friend Cheryl.
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/QuitToLive/story?id=1292010
bad dog.
I think this is a really good question you pose about the world going to shit and it certainly feels like I notice it more now and would like to smoke something to try and forget how strange things seem when I listen to the news but really what are you doing up at 4am? bad dream?? to sleep perchance to dream now that's when things get exciting again
You wake up at 4 ayem with hot flashes. Then you go back to sleep until the schpilkes wake you up at 6 or so.
I'm beginning to be a little afraid of Mr. Li.
Also cba seems to have no appreciation of the gentle humor mixed with love that prompted my paen to my Best Male Friend.
Also the world is going to shit. Another reason to wake up at 4 ayem.
Oy gevay. I admit it! I saw red. But now that I know the whole story, I recant. Right.
What the hell is a schpilkes?
There wasn't anything at the Ralph store for less than $250. Actually, that's what paid for the cashmere scarf I bought.
The bag I wanted was $3,000.
The nice jacket was...oh, never mind. But all of it paled by comparison to the junk jewelry store next door. Where there were at least a thousand rings for $60,000 each.
I went to Costco and had a pretzel instead. I am depressed.
Oh, did I tell you the beautiful ante-bellum house I craved in North Salem happens to belong to the Mayor of New York?? At least, I think that's what they said at the Saddlery.
Snippechuck this ain't.
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