Why I can't stop: The holidays
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This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
mr. and mrs. jones
About Me
- Claudia
- The sister of the President of the Garden Club, a former journalist (People, Life) and now vacation rental property manager on an island once known as Claudia's Island, Claudia has honed her bedmaking skills and seldom travels without a truckload of substandard chairs.
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What I want from the US:
1) Dr. Bronner's tea tree soap
2)Keihl's ultra light facial moisturizer spf 15
3) Tom's of Maine peppermint toothpaste
4) organic/biodegrable shampoo and conditioner and face wash and hand soap (i am tired of smelling like a toxic flower)
5) coffee---prefer Zabar's Dark espresso whole beans
6)one rally really good travel mug for said coffee. really strong.
7) tea tree oil
8)natural bug repelent, lemon citronella available at essentials...or any natural alternative
Thank you, Santa.
Love,
Hannah.
ps. if you need anything from Mexico...i can hook you up.
What if Santa doesn't come until February?
Everyday is Christmas!
Li is liking this small person desirous of having so many thing. Will be fine customer for Li some day!
Li, too, would like a compudre. Is lonely times for Li-san without Goddess.
Li inspire to make list:
1} Kill rival Fleece-Danger san.
2} Marry White Goddess.
3} Have White Christmas.
As you have quit smoking for almost a month. I see no reason why you go on with this charade on why you cannot quit smoking. All your non smoking friends are proud and happy for you and maybe I am just selfish but I will miss smoking with you. I have no christmas list for you to give to Santa. As a lover of pipe smoking,Santa see's
how I feel about your recent
return to the peer pressure
you are surrounded with.
OK, so we could call it Why I Can't Stop Drinking—or picking my lips or whatever. I have plenty of time wasting, health endangering addictions. Smoking is a metaphor, just like you, Santa baby.
Maybe you should just keep it simple. Like " Why I Can't Marry Mr. Li."
These words cut Li to quik. Like Li will soon cut Fleece-Danger Man to trimmings.
Lady, Li propose bargain chip. If Lady marry Li before Chinese New Year, Li spare this man-bat life.
Please introduce myself. I am Courtny Li, niece of Li-san.
Honorable uncle has not very good English, but I have better.
I am third-year student at University of Miami. I major English.
Am please to help uncle with translation.
In above post, Uncle mean to say " cut Fleece-Danger man to ribbons."
Also, Uncle Li wish say "companion",or perhaps "compadre". Not meaning compudre. Like, whatever this!!
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