"This is Randy from the insurance company. Please give me a call to set up an inspection of your property."
Uh oh.
It appears that, what with houses sliding down bluffs and burning up in forest fires and blowing down in hurricanes, insurance companies are rethinking their policies.
I live on an island, in a flood zone, on a barrier beach. I think I'm about to get some bad news.
Quick, light a cigarette.
Reason not to stop smoking today: life's a beach.
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This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
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About Me
- Claudia
- The sister of the President of the Garden Club, a former journalist (People, Life) and now vacation rental property manager on an island once known as Claudia's Island, Claudia has honed her bedmaking skills and seldom travels without a truckload of substandard chairs.
1 comment:
You not only made me laugh, you made one of the funniest people on the planet laugh, Patricia. She says the instructions on the coaster are the same that new Irish mothers are given when they take their babies home from the hospital: wipe clean and do not immerse in water.
Patricia is half-Irish and even better, the other half is Puerto Rican.
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