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This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
mr. and mrs. jones
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- Claudia
- The sister of the President of the Garden Club, a former journalist (People, Life) and now vacation rental property manager on an island once known as Claudia's Island, Claudia has honed her bedmaking skills and seldom travels without a truckload of substandard chairs.
9 comments:
So how's the watch???
Very shiny. It marks all the seconds and days I might be smoking.
What a beautiful picture.
I would rather look at that then a watch.
Then a watch? Oh my God! Does this imply that Claudia is lying to me, her liason with Rolex, and the watch is secretly history?
Happy Birthday Ocean Girl. Sorry, I didn't realize that was your comment. I thought you were Hannah.
Just so you know, we-who-love-her intervened on Claudia last weekend. And Claudia promised to mend her wayward ways. But she was not happy with us, at all. So, now that she is not smoking or drinking, she must fill up her days with ice-cream and expensive props, like her Rolex. Which I took to Rolex to get fixed for her. She now has been not smoking for nine days. She has been eating Klondike Bars. She also just ate a box of doughnuts. Stale donuts. Desperado! Oh, well. Not everyone can be married to Brad Pitt. But she does have a working watch.
Angelina? Please. You are not yet married to Brad. A little sensitivity please for poor Jen. Or are you, too, missing a "sensitivity chip?"
Oops. I forgot. But I'm not--I repeat--NOT sleeping with him. That should make Jen feel better.
Thanks for the birthday wishes Angelina. I go off the grid for a week and check this blog to find C has had an intervention and instead of smoking she eats food that has absoulutly no nutritional value and will send her to the grave quicker then smoking if she continues to eat klondike bars and stale doughnuts while looking at the time on her fancy rolex. Will another intervention be happening soon? The one where you will have to clean out all the junk food and replace with food that actually has nutritional value? Perhaps what C really needs is an anti-intervention right now.
She needs to go to India.I am serious about this. My brother, who teaches connected consciousness, just returned from India. he has been studying with some masters, and says you can, basically, overhaul your brain and get rid of the negative programming that causes unenlightened behavior. I offered to go with her. No dice. I also suggested the Optimum Health Institute, an Esssene vegan retreat near Austin, Texas, where I spent a month last winter. It saved and changed my life. Incredibly wonderful program. No dice. We addicts love our addictions more than we love ourselves. Now me, I finally learned to keep it simple. A loaf of bread,a jug of wine..how does that go??.. and Brad.
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