2.21.2007

dinner for three

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One described the other, memorably if inelegantly, as behaving like "a motheaten elk in rut." Oh brother. Pass me another Molsen. ...
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2.15.2007

a toast to pepito

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"He was the last of the old timers," said Jimmy, when he called to tell me. Pepito taught Jimmy, and all the other kids in Makawel...
2.14.2007

first comes love, then comes

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marriage. . . and then you REALLY need substance abuse

problem of the day

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Last night I dreamt that I was smoking. Cigarettes. Which I actually haven't in like a year and a half. Except in my dreams. So this mor...
1.20.2007

warning

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This page to be reactivated soon. Or else possibly whatismyfuckingproblem. Frankly, I'm tiring of the PG thing. Life is way more interes...
8.13.2006

hmm

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Actually, this was a very good site. I should probably come back to it at some point when I'm a trifle saner.
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5.16.2006

fyi

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I probably won't be maintaining this site for a while. i haven't much to fuss about except building, and that's appearing on the...
5.12.2006

the weather

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Why I can't stop: There's nothing you can do about it.
5.09.2006

weddings

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5.05.2006

bird flu hits trailer park

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Or maybe they're alcohol intolerant?
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5.04.2006

when will i see you again

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5.03.2006

the nice town department

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PITTSBURGH (April 26) - Police found a dead dog dressed in blue jeans, a T-shirt, socks, tennis shoes and a baseball cap on the rear porch o...
5.02.2006

ice

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Why I can't stop drinking: The tinkling of the chandelier reminds me of ice cubes in a glass.
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5.01.2006

stormy weather

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4.29.2006

well under the yardarm

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Why I can't stop drinking: Oops, it's beer thirty
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4.28.2006

where the money goes

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Why I can't stop: Well, at least college is paid for. Cheers!
4.27.2006

ship of fools

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This is the boat that carries the workmen who need the supplies to build the house that's planned for this site if the stuff gets loaded...
4.26.2006

memento mori

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Why I can't stop: This is all that's left of Tristam Dodge's house, built about where mine is going.
4.25.2006

cookouts

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Why I can't stop drinking: Put another steak on the barbie, Babe.
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4.24.2006

egret egret

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Why I can't stop drinking: I like seeing double.