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This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
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About Me
- Claudia
- The sister of the President of the Garden Club, a former journalist (People, Life) and now vacation rental property manager on an island once known as Claudia's Island, Claudia has honed her bedmaking skills and seldom travels without a truckload of substandard chairs.
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O.K. O.K. This may not drive me to drink, but it makes me want to resign from the human race. A little.
So, I'm watching a few minutes of "Tiaras and Tots", about little girls.. I do mean little, like babies to seven year olds.. whose mothers tart them up to look like hookers and teach them to strut their "stuff" at motel-room pageants.
When one little six year old was asked if she felt her performance went well, she said.. " I did so good. I luxuriated across the stage."
I'm getting out the Websters.
And next time we play Scrabble, I'm using that word, ya'll.
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