This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
5.20.2011
why i can't stop
Photo by CBA
. . .um—smoking! It's hard to stop smoking when the Smoking Gun bbq is smokin' up a big batch of dead animal flesh for your delictation, putting the wood into the chamber.
Well, I don't know about you New England/ New Yorker types, but here in Georgia, we got guns, we got barbeque, and we got beer.
ReplyDeleteYa'll almost can't have one without the other.
I think I'll go shoot me the top off a Becks and cool off.