Rosita is on strike again, and so she must clean all the rooms herself. That's eight bathrooms, four kitchens and countless kitch salt 'n'peppa shakers to polish up. The girls are coming over to watch the Grammys, so there's dinner to prepare, too. Today's the day the trainer decides to step things up a notch. Jerry's sending a location scout over to photograph the place now, and, wouldn't you know it, the only guest in the place has messed up the best room. Not to mention hasn't paid a dime. The room next to that one still smells like the perfume of one recent guest, a transsexual supermodel (to see her click short movie, MAC, on DAVID LACHAPELLE'S SITE).
And then the nearby radio station calls to ask if you've been robbed and the neighborhood's hushed quiet is split by sirens.
Why I can't stop: What will happen next?
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I will try to view the David Superstar movie thing, and it won't work.
This is not my day.
Of course, I didn't end up in the slammer, so maybe it is my day.
Can you call the transsexual to see if she knows anyone that wants to help clean?
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