This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
11.17.2005
end of season
Why I can't stop: I think I left one fly alive in the locked up house.
The Master would want me to eat him. I understand you have wulverines and vampire cats, too.
ReplyDeleteSince when do you care about the lives of flies?
ReplyDeleteI'm worried that it's pregnant.
ReplyDeleteOh, mygod! This having-a-dog thing has gone to her head. Now she's an animal-rights activist??
ReplyDeleteAre we going shopping for doggie toys today? I'll send the limo for you at 1 p.m. Be ready. And bring the pooch.
You guys are totally misunderstanding. I'm worried that there will be lots of little fluies in the house. I hate flies. No Janist here.
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