This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
10.13.2005
day of atonement
Today you are meant to fast, to purify yourself, to make up for your—well, we won't say "sins," wrong religion—your bads. Why I can't stop: I have a lot to atone for.
Yes, I know who he is. In fact, I'm thinking of a new perfume for my line. I'm going to call it "America". I can pitch it like, I'm "America". Discover me, people. Discover me.
I thought today was the day we celebrated Columbus discovering the Americas. I'm, like, what??
ReplyDeleteYou know who Columbus is? I'm, like, shocked!
ReplyDeleteYes, I know who he is. In fact, I'm thinking of a new perfume for my line. I'm going to call it "America". I can pitch it like, I'm "America". Discover me, people. Discover me.
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