Let me speak, just for a moment, about Tom Cruise and that poor little girl he married. They say they're expecting. Well, I guess there's no doubt she's expecting. However, I have it on pretty decent authority (a friend from People magazine who has a friend who's a big Hollywood fertility doctor)that Cruise is infertile.
So. Baby, huh? Katie? Nicole? What do you have to say about this? Weigh in, please.
Why I can't stop: Scientology.
Correction: your friend from TIEMPO told you that!
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I knew it was somebody with an in.
ReplyDeletePardonne moi.
Time.
Not People.
Oh God, who cares anyway? Tom is so, like, over. He can marry all the bimletts he wants.
ReplyDeleteThe American people want a real man now. One who can PLEASE women. You know who I mean. Brad is, like, famous for it.
Besides, I thought Tom was gay. Isn't that what everyone says?
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