This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
Why do you have to use such bad language? Can't you just say .."I was SEEING Scott?" I mean, we all know what it really means. But it's a MUCH pleasanter term. Or how about just " Veni, Vidi, Vici." Or for those of you who speak Latin like me: "Vidi, vici, veni" is much sexier. Tatoo, anyone?
You know, as someone known to wear a vial of blood around her neck, you don't have much of a leg to stand on in the genteel stakes. Seeing=fucking. Capishe, Ms. Latin Scholar?
Obviously you don't read the right tabs. I never wore a vial of blood around me neck. I just wrote Billy Bob's NAME in blood on my T-shirt when we got married. Besides, I've cleaned up my act. I'm a MOM now. Brad's a stabilizing influence. O.K. Do I have to say it? YOU'RE JEALOUS!!! Also, you need to SEE someone. That always helps us girls.
I hear you, Badgirl Friend. Too bad Biffs on the mount. And Ed's married. And Dennis likes some woman with an orange cat. Let's see. Who do we know? I could call Bleu. Actually, what's that wacko ex-classmate of your up to? Or should I say, for?
Why do you have to use such bad language? Can't you just say .."I was SEEING Scott?" I mean, we all know what it really means. But it's a MUCH pleasanter term. Or how about just " Veni, Vidi, Vici." Or for those of you who speak Latin like me: "Vidi, vici, veni" is much sexier. Tatoo, anyone?
ReplyDeleteYou know, as someone known to wear a vial of blood around her neck, you don't have much of a leg to stand on in the genteel stakes. Seeing=fucking.
ReplyDeleteCapishe, Ms. Latin Scholar?
Obviously you don't read the right tabs. I never wore a vial of blood around me neck. I just wrote Billy Bob's NAME in blood on my T-shirt when we got married. Besides, I've cleaned up my act. I'm a MOM now.
ReplyDeleteBrad's a stabilizing influence.
O.K. Do I have to say it? YOU'RE JEALOUS!!!
Also, you need to SEE someone. That always helps us girls.
Maybe if she would SEE someone she wouldn't want to SMOKE...
ReplyDeleteI hear you, Badgirl Friend. Too bad Biffs on the mount. And Ed's married. And Dennis likes some woman with an orange cat. Let's see. Who do we know? I could call Bleu. Actually, what's that wacko ex-classmate of your up to? Or should I say, for?
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to give Pauli baby my middle name so he could look me up on the web before he's take the plunge.
ReplyDeleteBut please don't.
Maybe he's a friend of Chucks. Those young mens seem to like you, babe.
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