journalism 101

To become a journalist, you have to be able to think, write, talk, drink and smoke—often all at once.

no more wisdom

Isn't this enough to make you want to dull the pain?

it's tax time

Yes, it's that fabu time when I get to see how unwisely I spent my money last year—how much on beer at John's Party Pantry and the Red Bird, how much given to impecunious friends and relations, how much on substandard DSL lines in three states! It's enough to make a person turn to something other than seltzer!