This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
6.25.2011
gay for a day
Celebrating the passage of gay marriage by the New York State legislature!
O.K. O.K. This may not drive me to drink, but it makes me want to resign from the human race. A little.
So, I'm watching a few minutes of "Tiaras and Tots", about little girls.. I do mean little, like babies to seven year olds.. whose mothers tart them up to look like hookers and teach them to strut their "stuff" at motel-room pageants.
When one little six year old was asked if she felt her performance went well, she said.. " I did so good. I luxuriated across the stage."
I'm getting out the Websters.
And next time we play Scrabble, I'm using that word, ya'll.
O.K. O.K. This may not drive me to drink, but it makes me want to resign from the human race. A little.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm watching a few minutes of "Tiaras and Tots", about little girls.. I do mean little, like babies to seven year olds.. whose mothers tart them up to look like hookers and teach them to strut their "stuff" at motel-room pageants.
When one little six year old was asked if she felt her performance went well, she said.. " I did so good. I luxuriated across the stage."
I'm getting out the Websters.
And next time we play Scrabble, I'm using that word, ya'll.