This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
10.07.2005
subways go boom
The Mayor of New York says there are credible threats of suicide bombers on the city's underground. Every time we hear a siren, we jump. Why I can't stop: I'm about to get on the subway.
Whut youze needs is a good stiff drink, bhabe. Beerz not enuff. Whoopee. If I were you, mah deere, (NOT John Deere, yuk yuk...NO fharmer Me!! }I wud go to the closet where you keepo dat Vodka and haf a STIFF ONe. Not mens. Drinbks. Bottoms up! From now on Thake the BUS!
Whut youze needs is a good stiff drink, bhabe. Beerz not enuff. Whoopee. If I were you, mah deere, (NOT John Deere, yuk yuk...NO fharmer Me!! }I wud go to the closet where you keepo dat Vodka and haf a STIFF ONe. Not mens. Drinbks. Bottoms up!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on Thake the BUS!