This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
8.01.2005
addiction update
Postintervention report:
cups of coffee: 1 bananas:1 grapefruit juice: 0 crossword puzzles: 0 diet pepsis: 2 york-klondike ice creams: 1 bottles of fake beer: 1 bottles of real beer: 1 cigarettes: 0
no crossword puzzle too? who is running this intervention? What are you learning from this intervention? I think you should invent instead of having an intervention.
You ate all the fudge. And what's this about A BEER??? I'm calling Dr. Williams.
ReplyDeleteWhy are valiums better than beer? And what's so fab about sobriety anyway?
ReplyDeleteDidn't you learn anything at your intervention???
ReplyDeleteHer basic response was "I have no desire to stop my self-destructive behavior." But she promised try. She's like, girls just want to have fun. Oy vay.
ReplyDeleteno crossword puzzle too? who is running this intervention? What are you learning from this intervention? I think you should invent instead of having an intervention.
ReplyDeleteif they made non alcholic fudge beer then more sweet eaters would drink beer
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