7.14.2005

substance abuse

OK, stay up drinking with your friends until 11:00. Get up at 5:00, drive for three hours, drop your truck at the shop, find out it will cost $3000 to get it to pass inspection, stall out borrowed truck, arrive at beach house 10:30, clean disgusting barbeque grill, weed garden, pay non-English-speaking cleaners, blog. That's as far as I've gotten.
Cups of coffee: 1
Bananas: 1/2
Crossword puzzles: 1
Newspapers: 1
Beers: 3
Cigarettes: 6
Why I can't stop smoking: So many miles, so little time.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:10 PM

    why the fuck is it going to cost that much?? i say screw it and re-register somewhere south of the boarder....

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  2. Not to be a know-it-all asshole or anything, but that would be "border"—unless you're referring to a person living with you with a meal plan rather than to a geographical deliniation between two states or countries.

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  3. Anonymous7:56 PM

    you bitch. i know how to spell the word...and what it means. i was just board of using spell check

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  4. Anonymous7:58 PM

    I need a cigarette after looking at that hot piece of ass. How much for your little girl?

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  5. Anonymous10:20 AM

    broads bickering over boarders...board.borders.. you both bored? Or were the milk and smokes out when you awoke this morning?

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