OK, stay up drinking with your friends until 11:00. Get up at 5:00, drive for three hours, drop your truck at the shop, find out it will cost $3000 to get it to pass inspection, stall out borrowed truck, arrive at beach house 10:30, clean disgusting barbeque grill, weed garden, pay non-English-speaking cleaners, blog. That's as far as I've gotten.
Cups of coffee: 1
Bananas: 1/2
Crossword puzzles: 1
Newspapers: 1
Beers: 3
Cigarettes: 6
Why I can't stop smoking: So many miles, so little time.
why the fuck is it going to cost that much?? i say screw it and re-register somewhere south of the boarder....
ReplyDeleteNot to be a know-it-all asshole or anything, but that would be "border"—unless you're referring to a person living with you with a meal plan rather than to a geographical deliniation between two states or countries.
ReplyDeleteyou bitch. i know how to spell the word...and what it means. i was just board of using spell check
ReplyDeleteI need a cigarette after looking at that hot piece of ass. How much for your little girl?
ReplyDeletebroads bickering over boarders...board.borders.. you both bored? Or were the milk and smokes out when you awoke this morning?
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