This blog used to be called "Why I Can't Stop Smoking." Well, I did stop smoking. Now I need to stop drinking. The only thing is, every day there seems to be a reason why I can't just yet. It worked before, so—here goes! Today's reason
7.15.2005
readership appeal
photograph by Chris Garrison
In a shameless appeal for readers, I present this as the reason for both why I should stop smoking and why I can't.
I need a cigarette after looking at that hot piece of ass. How much for your little girl?
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ReplyDeleteWell, I guess I don't need readership that badly.
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