7.15.2005

readership appeal


photograph by Chris Garrison

In a shameless appeal for readers, I present this as the reason for both why I should stop smoking and why I can't.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:00 PM

    I need a cigarette after looking at that hot piece of ass. How much for your little girl?

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  2. Anonymous1:46 PM

    quit your day job, citichild

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  3. Well, I guess I don't need readership that badly.

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  4. Anonymous10:33 PM

    whatever you do, don't click on scaryoldfart's name or else you'll be sucked into porn quicksand.

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